Groucho Marx – 30 great one-liners

1. ‘I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.’

Groucho Marx - 30 great one-liners

2. ‘My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.’

Groucho Marx - 30 great one-liners

3. ‘I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.’

Groucho Marx - 30 great one-liners

4. ‘Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.’

Groucho Marx - 30 great one-liners

5. ‘My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.’

Groucho Marx - 30 great one-liners

6. ‘Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.’

Groucho Marx - 30 great one-liners

7. ‘This radio lark’s a wonderful hobby, y’know. I’ve got friends all over the world, all over the world…

Groucho Marx - 30 great one-liners

8. ‘My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely.’

Groucho Marx - 30 great one-liners

9. ‘Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

Groucho Marx - 30 great one-liners

10. ‘If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.’

Groucho Marx - 30 great one-liners

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