Top 10 Offbeat Stories of the Day – April 02nd 2012

Top 10 Offbeat Stories of the Day – April 02nd 2012

1. Russian paraglider hits an eagle (lots of Russian swearing, subtitled in English)


2. Former Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader Sarah Jones (26) charged with s*x abuse of high school student in Kentucky (yes, pics included…13 of them, in fact)

Former Cincinnati Bengals cheerleading squad member Sarah Jones has been charged by a northern Kentucky grand jury with first-degree s*xual abuse involving a student when she was a teacher at Dixie Heights High School.

Former Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader Sarah Jones charged with s*x abuse

3. Jello that makes music… this is a game

4. Maddox reveals that he is a father

When I started my website, the web was a young place. I was a brash 16-year-old kid who didn’t care about anything but himself, and that’s the attitude I had in my writing. I was so arrogant and foolish to believe that I was the most important person in the world. People would come to my website, and it was obvious to them that it was a cry for help.

A second Chance

5. The Best Patent Rejection You’ll Ever See (Featuring Borat)

It is not often that United States Patent and Trademark Office makes a funny. The understaffed and oft-maligned agency is tasked with helping inventors capture the value that they create while stopping copycats and other parasites from patenting things that already exist. They are not known for a sense of humor in pursuing this thankless, impossible assignment.


6. Like mama bears, nursing mothers defend babies with a vengeance!

Women who bre*st-feed are far more likely to demonstrate a “mama bear” effect — aggressively protecting their infants and themselves — than women who bottle-feed their babies or non-mothers, according to a new study in the September issue of Psychological Science, a journal of the Association for Psychological Science.

7. For sale in Singapore: $200,000 bottle of whisky

A whisky made to mark the 60th year on the throne of Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II is on sale in Singapore for a mere S$250,000 ($198,500) a bottle – and it may well find a buyer.

8. Resistance 3’s April Fools’ Gag and Other Hilarity

April Fools’ Day is a predictable day, one where you can’t trust anyone. But trust this readers: Resistance 3 is chock-full of Easter Eggs, including one that can only be seen on April Fools’ Day (or if you’re wily enough to set your PlayStation 3’s internal calendar to April 1st… either/or).

9. Bacon coffin completes life for bacon lovers

Ice cream with bacon, chocolate covered bacon, bacon band aids, and now the ultimate testimony to your love for crispy, salted pork belly: the bacon coffin. For a mere $2,999 you can be laid to rest in this sizzlingly stylish coffin with an inner air freshener that smells like,

Bacon coffin (Via The Daily What)

10. Watch This Disturbing Video Of Lindsay Lohan’s Face Changing Throughout The Years

Watch this equally disturbing video of Lady Gaga‘s face morphing throughout the years. 50 of Gaga’s craziest looks in 60 seconds.

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