1. My friend’s cabinet handles.
2. On my way back from work, “Get into nature kids!… and why not get high as fuck while you’re at it?”
4. Got lost going to the dentist yesterday, ended up here instead.
6. Lighters at my local corner store.
7. Just out walking the dogs at the park when.
8. I see your clogged sink and raise you a clogged toilet.
9. I wish my school driver was this cool.
10. Mike, you fucking piece of shit!

















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