When you shower your dog.
My cab driver’s internet history showed up on his dashboard.
Average day as a programmer.
What Christmas looks like in a house of 5 poor student paramedics.
Now everyone will know.
Are we bad parents?
Jonah Hill refuses to sign autographs. Instead, he hands out this business card.
Steve Martin was pulling that gag 30 years ago.
Bublé is Coming.
Girlfriend proves boyfriend right.
Was delivering Chinese food and all I could imagine was a small child worshipping Satan in their bedroom.
Found this job seeker on Craigslist…
As a Middle Eastern person every time I see this image, I think to myself, go get him ladies!
My little cousin’s school did not approve of his Advent Calendar.
Picture of a cop haulin’ ass.
If EA was a Swedish furniture store.
Wish I’d have had time to follow them to Walmart.
Moved to Paris this summer. Recently, my mother sent me the winter coat I had forgotten. Found this in the pocket. F*ck…
Brakes…what not to do.
This mixer looks like i’ve just forced it to commit an atrocity.
Find your elf name!
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