Going to Hell.
Starting to wonder, “did I harvest my pumpkin too soon?”.
My dad simultaneously discovered Snapchat and started decorating for Halloween… this is the result.
I spotted this at my local supermarket in China.
This guy’s facial hair makes it look like he has a set of hairy balls on his chin.
A buddy from my hometown went to the Habs, Bruins game last night. He did make it out alive if you’re wondering.
How decaf coffee is made.
Eye Contact Level = EXPERT
My 5-year-old found this old picture of me I’d hidden away. Quietly, she asked, “Daddy … were you in the war?”
Society in 2015 be like.
Seems about right…
I am so stoned right now!
Someone stole the pumpkins off of my porch last night. Round two punks.
My friend couldn’t afford a plumber so he became one.
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