Become a Pro in Chopping Eatables
Yup, you have been doing this wrong for years!
Stick them between two plate bottoms and go to town. This also works with grapes.
It’s been sitting in a fuzzy bowl for you the entire time!
Now you’re eating an entire watermelon alone LIKE AN ADULT.
This person is a gosh darn genius.
Cut the nub on top. Cut a sliver off the bottom. Follow the ridges, and cut just enough to get through the skin. Wham bam thank you ma’am!
Just like the kiwi bowl, except not fuzzy.
Cutting traditional slices leave two sides out to dry. Cut through the middle instead.
You are now the coolest person at the party but still a little weird.
Now you’ll have maximum lime juice for margaritas.
Cry because it’s onions. Not because you’re bad.
You can tell this guy knows what he’s doing because he’s wearing white.
There is a right and wrong way to be heartless.
FACT: Mango peeling is the leading cause of domestic disputes in 4 US states (probably).
Pinch to loosen the tip. Peel apart. No more biting like a gosh darn savage!